18 Signs You’re Funeral Director In Need of a Vacation

July 27, 2014
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Article originally published by FuneralOne

Ahhh, summer time.

For your teacher friends, that means two whole months of vacation.

For the rest of your friends that means at least one 2-week long vacation.

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But for you, my fellow funeral director, summer time just means there’s a bigger change you might catch some sunlight when you get out of work. It’s no secret that being a funeral director means little to no vacation time. But sometimes you get that “itch” where you just gotta get away. Wondering if you’re due for a vacation just yet? Here are 18 signs you’re a funeral director in need of a vacation… right now.

1. You can’t remember the last time you saw sunlight.

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2. Probably because you’re used to waking up before the sun rises.
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3. Coffee is pretty much the only thing keeping you alive.
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3. Even still, you sometimes feel like you are on the verge of dropping dead.
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4. Your friends no longer ask how you are because they already know the answer.
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5. You can’t remember the last date you didn’t have to cancel or leave.
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6. You’ve started to fall behind on your household chores.
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7. … And with your after-work workout.
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8. You genuinely don’t want to hear about your friend’s awesome vacation experience.
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9. You’re usually a “YES” person, but lately if a fellow funeral director asks for a favor, you just can’t right now.
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10. Why? Because you’re just sooooo tired.
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11. Like, beyond the point of exhaustion.

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12. Yep. At this point, any hope of long-term concentration has been abandoned.
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13. And the only people you can talk to about it can’t actually listen (maybe because they’re not living).
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14. It’s safe to say you’re not sure how much longer you can go on like this.
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15. The only thing you have to look forward to is the moment you get to go home and change in your comfy clothes.
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16. And to the imaginary vacation you’ve been day dreaming about for months.
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17. But for now you know you have to just keep trucking.

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18. Until that magical vacation finally does arrive.

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Where would you take your dream vacation? Tell us in the comments below!

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