22 People You Know Are Definitely Dead Right Now
Oh, they’re dead.
1. Oh, you know he’s dead.
2. This lady? Dead.
3. You know she’s dead.
4. Sunglasses man? Dead.
5. He’s dead. And his butt is too.
6. She’s dead.
7. This sportscaster? Dead.
8. Captain America? Oh, he’s dead.
9. Ol’ Fireface here? Dead.
10. You know they’re dead.
11. The person who thought it was a good idea to hold that balloon? Dead.
12. Oh, you have to know he’s dead.
13. You know he’s dead.
14. The guy who forgot how gravity works? You bet he’s dead.
15. Oh, he’s dead.
16. Slap a mummy? Guess what? You’re cursed. And dead.
17. You know he’s dead.
18. Oh, they’re dead.
19. Going down the stairs like this? You know she’s dead.
20. You get double-jumped like this? Oh, you’re dead.
21. You know he’s dead.
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