Lack of Condom Use Puts Funeral Directors At Risk

May 1, 2017
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A recent article on Gawker.com exposed that according to a recent New York Times  op-ed from Ezekiel J. Emanuel, studies find that STDs are rising in communities of single senior citizens.

Only 5% of seniors on Medicare take advantage of free S.T.D. testing, even though the Centers for Disease Control and Protection find that sexually transmitted disease rates are increasing rapidly among senior citizens. Chlamydia infections increased by 31 percent and syphilis infections increased by 52 percent for for Americans over the age of 65 during the years of 2007-2011. Those are basically the same statistics for Americans in their early 20s, says the report from a syphilis testing & diagnosis clinic.

The problem? They don’t know how to have safe sex and they live like wild college students:

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Combine retirement communities, longer life, unfamiliarity with condoms and Viagra — and what do you get? You get an S.T.D. epidemic among the Social Security generation that rivals what we imagine is happening in those “Animal House” fraternities.

This poses an elevated risk for funeral directors.

According to funeral director Caleb Wilde:

Some embalmers relax the universal precaution standard for people outside the assumed STD demographic.

Emanuel explains that the way retirement communities and living facilities are structured these days, they’re basically being run like college dormitories. Well, college dorms minus the nosy RA who’s always got condoms up for grabs for students. Not that these seniors would even use them, seeing as how old folks above the age of 61 only use them in 6% of their sexual encounters.

In the report Emanuel says:

I mentioned these numbers to a friend, and she was not surprised. When her father moved into an assisted-living facility, she said, three women came by to introduce themselves within 30 minutes.

Emanuel really wants these seniors to use condoms, so much so that he’s even suggested Social Security can “include some information on S.T.D.’s and how to use a condom when it sends out checks.” But, above all, he wants to take these seniors to 10th grade health class (well, 10th grade health class as its taught today) and teach them to get tested.

We just want funeral directors to be careful and not to presume that because they’re old and died in a nursing home that they weren’t making unprotected love with the neighbor.

Ryan Thogmartin

CEO at DISRUPT Media and ConnectingDirector.com
Ryan Thogmartin is the Owner and CEO of DISRUPT Media.

DISRUPT Media is a full-service creative agency built for the now. We partner with death care companies to drive deep-rooted brand loyalty and measurable leads through social media.

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